☀️Summer is Coming in Hot and the Forecast is Purring!
The Haswell Quick-Cast | Monday Jun 16, 202 | by Chief Meteorologist Rob Haswell
Hey Quick-Casters,
Hope you and your cat are ready for a warm week, because Mother Nature as the forecast purring! Let’s break it down.
🔥YOUR-Cast:
TODAY:
HIGH: 84° (That’s 7° toastier than normal — nature’s preheating.)
LAKEFRONT: A chill 80°, perfect for passive-aggressively bragging to your inland friends.
SKY VIBES: Partly sunny with a 100% chance of squinting.
TONIGHT: Slight chance of scattered showers—like nature's way of keeping us humble. LOW: 67°
TUESDAY: Warm, humid, and breezy with a chance of storms.
WEDNESDAY: Showers likely, possibly a few thunder boomers.
SATURDAY: Summer mode fully unlocked! Highs near 90°, start prepping your anti-frizz plan!
🌊 TODAY’S HOLIDAYS:
International Waterfall Day & Take Your Cat to Work Day!
Warning: combining the two may result in scratches, hissing, and HR paperwork.
🌕 SPACE NERDING:
Today June 16: Mars and Regulus pass within 0.8° red planet meets blue star in the ultimate space buddy comedy.
June 18–19: The Moon swings by Saturn before dawn. Set your alarm if you’re into a little planetary PDA.
June 23: The Moon reaches perigee, its closest Earth hug of the month, a mere 225,668 miles away.
🌞 4 DAYS ‘TIL SUMMER!
Solstice hits Friday, June 20 at 9:42 P.M. Mark your calendars, plan your sunscreen strategy, and restock your lemonade supply.
Forecast (and friendly reminders to not microwave fish at work) brought to you by:
Chief Meteorologist Rob Haswell
Artistic styling and a side of sass by Robbie the Robot.
Until next time, stay cool, share and subscribe!